Tired... yet can't fall back asleep. Joy.

Yeah. Not.

Before I start today, a little warning perhaps; The below is a work of me being very tired, and in somewhat of a foul mood this morning. I put this post into the box of many rambles, for which is probably now overflowing. Keep your fingers, hands and arms inside of the text box at all times because I am not liable for biting. Also, if you don't agree with something within these lines of text, guess what... I don't care. :D In fact, draw a smiley face on an apple with a sharpie and complain to it. I betcha it'll care about as much as I do.

Which is zilch at the current time. Moving along shall we?

I also have one cat who seems to have a little cold, one cat who's got the mind of a toddler and has to touch EVERYTHING/get his cuddles/be afraid of thunder and needs to hide in my shirt... and one man who gets mushy for supper.

Anyways, since I can't seem to doze off again between this, that and the other... along with the help of our new cat Jack who seems to think I need him to fetch every boot band in the apartment, I'll kick around on the internet for a little bit til I feel like going back to bed. Yes yes, I get it. "You should sleep! You need it!"

Hey, psst, I have a secret for you. Want to hear it? Well then, come closer.

Psst... shhh...

Closer...

I SAID CLOSER!



I have PMS, and a gun. Do you have any other statements and/or questions?

I thought not. Carry on.

So let's check out good ol Facebook shall we? Blah blah nothing really here... Mafia Wars sure... Mouse Wars, great... people in relationships, people out of relationships, people getting into relationships with those people that fall out of relationships...

Not that I'm saying that happened today, but just that it has happened in the past. Or so I'm told. Sigh... people. *safety off* Errr I mean... silly people.

Go Wiki go. Always rather entertaining of a sort to start with a random article (Or something specific, doesn't really matter.)... and just keep on clicking the articles within until you end up on something else entirely different that don't even, or shouldn't, link in even the slightest way possible. Somehow after a short bit of pointless clicking I ended up with the article for AskMen.com. Ah, good ol AskMen... so many questions, quite a few retarded answers. Quite a few of them are retarded anyways, some of them are downright smart and can't have been responded to by a straight man. I need a Will. Yes, yes I do.

I even remember how much ruckus this one article they had raised up, now that was funny. It was from this year sometime... I think it was called something along the lines of "How to Deal with an Unwanted Pregnancy" aka how to convince a girlfriend to have an abortion. Yeah... they apparently took that one down within a week with how many woman attacked it. *eyeroll*

Or "Become a sexual superhero! ...
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.....
Yeah. Right.

There's a few others that I've been shaking my head at as well... I mean "you really think that's what's in a woman's head?" for some of these. Laughable really. It's not really a generic open-the-can answer. "Why don't woman like porn" is a big one... every woman will have a different answer to it. I found that to be an amusing article indeed. If you don't know boys... ask whomever you think the "offender" is. Simple. Lmao. Oooo the misspelled tattoos one is just plain awesome though I'll give it that. Or there's always the top 10s... Top 10 signs you're ready to marry her is good... Top 10 worst reasons to marry her has some decent points... but all in all Top 10s pass my time to make me tired again. It's working. Aside from the giggles. But then again, these are male points of view... I shouldn't laugh. But right now I think I will anyways. As the great Sohmer says, "Because I can."

Speaking of Sohmer... Webcomics! In a short few minutes I've also gone through my list of those as well.. LICD is one of my favorites to date. Rayne is just so wrong he's right. :P "Doc! NO!"

Moving on, I guess I could always fire up good ol YouTube and watch an episode of Scrubs or something... maybe some Angry VideoGame Nerd or even Red vs. Blue. But nah, save that for later on when I'm more awake for it... at least that's what I'm telling myself.

H'ooooook I think I've been messing around with the internet long enough probably. If I tamper too much it might just implode in a vat of gooballs... or worse... furbees. Or worse worse... JarJar.
*Shudder*

Also, methinks it be time for happy pills before I eat someone's soul with a spork.

Tis but a scratch.

To bed! Huzzah!